Homer Simpson is a mild-mannor saftey inspector in 7G at the Springfeild Nuclear Power Plant. He is 36 and has some amazing accomplishments. He was a NASA astronaut, making a rod of plutonium a hero by attaching it to a broken door handel on the space shuttel, become a secret beer-maker when it was out-lawed, and, noting that I know very little about Bongo comics, saved his family from a fire at a biosphere (don't ask) and inhereted the entire duff empire. He has also helped Scorpio take over an entire part of the US (I think either mid-west or south-east) and became the "Chosen One" of the Stone-Cutters. But this person shoud not be trusted with everything. For example, even though he twice saved the plant from melt-down (once by luck, once by manual shut-down in the reactor ( He weighed 300 lbs.)) he had his children taken away by child welfare and covered Springfield in trash as cheif of sanatation.

Homer's favorites are Duff beer, American cheese, Marges lamb-chops, the Flying Dutchman seafood buffet, and a strict diet of donuts (posted below). His high-school yearbook quote was "I can't beleive I ate the whole thing!," but now he uses words as duh'o! and MMMMM! (food name).He often strangles Bart shouting "Why you Little!" My prediction of the meaning of the word duh'o is that he means to say damn but blanks it out with o' because of the presense of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.

Homer loves his children more than anything and tries to raise them right as children, but he always fails miserabley. He started to dislike Bart when he was about 3 and his first word was "Homer" (instead of daddy). But he tries to raise maggie right as he loves her with all his heart. Yet, there seems to be no pictures of her in the family album (Find out why in the quiz.)

MONDAY: Plane cake donut: Back to work with a healthy attitude.

TUESDAY: Tiny nuclear sprinkles: Check the box for fallout!

WEDNESDAY: The spare tire glazed with licorice: an aquired taste.

THURSDAY: Pink-coated: Back to the basics.

FRIDAY: T.G.I.F.F.:Thank goodness it's 5 frosted.

SATURDAY: Powdered-sucrose-fructose-dextrose-glucose: Free at last!

SUNDAY: Doubly doubly, chocolately chocolate: Worship bigins at home

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